Dick thirty

dickthirty is the time at which no human being should be up. dickthirty is generally any time before 5. waking up at dick thirty is normally characterized by bloodshot eyes, questioning your mental standing, and but not limited to non-stop pounding on the nearest snooze button

man my shift starts at 5 AM, I better start my alarm clock for dick thirty

Dick thirty by Daxter286 November 25, 2011

dick thirty

from the latin; approximately thirty minutes after the point where you realize that you have had more to drink than thought humanly possible, and your genitalia makes an unexpected but welcome appearance.

"put your dick away!"
"but dont you know what time it is?"

dick thirty by jason June 14, 2004

dick thirty

the act of putting your dick around your wrist as if it was a watch.

dude: "hey what time is it?"

guy: (pulls a dick thirty) "its dick thirty!!"

dick thirty by dudes you can trust August 22, 2008

Dick-thirty 

The time of the day when you need to get laid and it is absolutely necessary to have sex

I'm getting tired of just talking about it. Time to take your clothes of because its dick-thirty.

Dick-thirty by givdoggy dog March 23, 2010

Dick-thirty 

About thirty minutes after the realization that you've drank more than any human has any right to, and your genitalia unexpectedly makes and appearence.

What? It's dick thirty!

Dick-thirty by Jizzmaster J June 7, 2004

dick thirsty 

A person who wants dick in his/her mouth all the time. AND LOVES TO SWALLOW SEMEN. Usually gives great dome.

Mike: Damn, that bitch Cattie is hella dick thirsty.
Cattie: I want your semen down my throat NOW.

dick thirsty by Free Xilo October 22, 2009

Dick Thirsty 

A girl who can't seem to get enough D. The 2015 version of a S.L.U.T

BLANK can't leave the bars/Walmart/gas station with out seeing at least 5 guys she has slept with...she's dick thirsty.

Dick Thirsty by Brittelizabeth2 November 16, 2015