Dick shavings

The leftover hair found on a urinal presumably coming off of one's dick.

Man that guy is nasty, you could make a wig out of all the dick shavings he left in the bathroom.

Dick shavings by Patrissa December 19, 2025

dick shaving 

The art of forcing your penis into a mechanical or electrical pencil sharpener.

Mark used to be 7 inches, but after his dick shaving he’s a solid 4.

dick shaving by Mr. Chef of TF2 February 2, 2018

Shaving under the dick

phrased used to show that someone is crossing the line on a matter or getting on someones nerves, without realizing it, resulting in a bad outcome if one is not careful.

Tom: so i hear you like chicken huh derrel

Derrel: What mothafucka?

Dave: Come on Tom ur "shaving under the dick" wit that one

Shaving under the dick by Dj TdUb April 3, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004