Dick score

Approximation of the quality of the male penis size

Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft

If not born male, divide by 2

My girlfriend finally popped the question “what is your dick score?” But I’m only a 18.5 and the average was 24.75. What should I do?

Dick score by JoGreg3 February 9, 2022

scarecrow dick 

A weak ass blunt filled reggie that resembles my nigga Hogg's pecker. Also so known to some as a Hogue dick. Refered to as a scarecrow dick as it resembles the scarecrow from The Wizard of OZ's cock.

" damn bitch nigga! you finshed twistin that scarecrow dick up yet? I'm finna get blowed of that hogue pecker!"

scarecrow dick by CircdeNueve April 20, 2018

Scared-of-Dick Sexual 

A girl who only dates girls, not because they are gay, but because they are scared of dicks.

Robert-"Hey, did you hear Vanna is dating a girl? I didn't know she was gay."
Susan-"She's not gay, she is just a Scared-of-Dick Sexual so she avoids penises."

Scared-of-Dick Sexual by James_Bond007skyfall January 18, 2018

girls scared of dick

Scared of dick a girl who gets horrored by penis

Girls scared of dick are girls like katia levy

girls scared of dick by Gangbang21 April 2, 2017

Dickscope 

When playing any shooter based game, one picks up a sniper and quick scopes the enemy. A dickscope occurs when the bullet hits the area of male genitalia.

I was meant to hit that trickshot quickscope but instead I ended up getting a dickscope!

Dickscope by dickscoper May 14, 2013

dickscovery 

The exact moment you realize that the woman you've been dating has a penis.

Tyler made a dickscovery last night while getting physical with his girlfriend.

dickscovery by Tankwad November 8, 2017

dicksore 

when you've been doing too much dry-ass fucking/dry ring bleeding. We recommend this method, but you can achieve dicksores in other ways, but dry ass-fucking gives you the best dicksores.

dicksores can appear as massive Elephant Warts, and can also be seen on cunts (cunt sores)

dicksore by Sinjun Sumbulance May 22, 2007