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Dick score

Approximation of the quality of the male penis size

Add total length from base to tip of a penis’s shaft and multiply by the circumference at the base of the shaft

If not born male, divide by 2
My girlfriend finally popped the question “what is your dick score?” But I’m only a 18.5 and the average was 24.75. What should I do?
Dick score by JoGreg3 February 9, 2022
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scarecrow dick 

A weak ass blunt filled reggie that resembles my nigga Hogg's pecker. Also so known to some as a Hogue dick. Refered to as a scarecrow dick as it resembles the scarecrow from The Wizard of OZ's cock.
" damn bitch nigga! you finshed twistin that scarecrow dick up yet? I'm finna get blowed of that hogue pecker!"
scarecrow dick by CircdeNueve April 20, 2018

Scared-of-Dick Sexual 

A girl who only dates girls, not because they are gay, but because they are scared of dicks.
Robert-"Hey, did you hear Vanna is dating a girl? I didn't know she was gay."
Susan-"She's not gay, she is just a Scared-of-Dick Sexual so she avoids penises."

girls scared of dick

Scared of dick a girl who gets horrored by penis
Girls scared of dick are girls like katia levy

Dickscope 

When playing any shooter based game, one picks up a sniper and quick scopes the enemy. A dickscope occurs when the bullet hits the area of male genitalia.
I was meant to hit that trickshot quickscope but instead I ended up getting a dickscope!
Dickscope by dickscoper May 14, 2013

dickscovery 

The exact moment you realize that the woman you've been dating has a penis.
Tyler made a dickscovery last night while getting physical with his girlfriend.
dickscovery by Tankwad November 8, 2017

dicksore 

when you've been doing too much dry-ass fucking/dry ring bleeding. We recommend this method, but you can achieve dicksores in other ways, but dry ass-fucking gives you the best dicksores.
dicksores can appear as massive Elephant Warts, and can also be seen on cunts (cunt sores)
dicksore by Sinjun Sumbulance May 22, 2007
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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