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Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants
Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.
Dick Poacher by will bitten December 4, 2016

dickpouch 

An all-purpose, unisex insult. It implies that one is a "holder of dicks".
John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!

Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.

John:...
dickpouch by John FitzgibbonsIII January 30, 2008

dickporch 

the flab of fat over top of a mans dick or a womans pussy in the mans/womans pants
Earl, the obese man has a dickporch when he wears jeans or khakis
dickporch by NumBeR OnE GanGSta August 28, 2006