Dick pooch 

The pubic bone of a man

He shaves his dick pooch for the ladies

Dick pooch by CrazyKrissi September 7, 2018

Dick Poacher

When you are passed out drunk and your girlfriend still want sex by pulling your dick out of your pants

Rhonda still still wanted to fuck even though Scott was passed out. She became a Dick Poacher when she pulled his pants down to grab his cock to go at it.

Dick Poacher by will bitten December 4, 2016

dickpouch 

An all-purpose, unisex insult. It implies that one is a "holder of dicks".

John: Hey, I kicked an old lady today, right in the face!

Tilly: You're a real dickpouch John.

John:...

dickpouch by John FitzgibbonsIII January 30, 2008

dickporch 

the flab of fat over top of a mans dick or a womans pussy in the mans/womans pants

Earl, the obese man has a dickporch when he wears jeans or khakis

dickporch by NumBeR OnE GanGSta August 28, 2006