An
orange-dick is a male that still lives in his mother's basement. Usually fat and usually a neckbeard. So named because eating Cheetos (the traditional food of these people) will stain your hands
orange, and masturbating with an
orange hand will give you an orange penis.
Mick: "I hate Jack! He's such an
orange-dick."
John: "Yeah man he just sits in his
mom's basement and plays Halo all day."