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When a person who is constantly or is always in someone’s business
Did you see what she post on Facebook?

Yeah bitch you on dick
On dick by Ikyfl August 8, 2021

dick on the rocks 

It's when you freeze another man's cum in an ice cube tray, and you proceed to shove the nut cubes in the female . Then you dick her down right good.
I asked her what her favorite drink was, she told me she wanted some dick on the rocks.

sticks out like a dick on a fish 

sticks out like a dick on a fish something very noticeable or not hard to miss
my neighbors car is so rusty his car sticks out like a dick on a fish very noticeable not hard to be missed by everyone in the neighborhood

dick on a stick

A corn dog, usually from a Marine Corps chow hall.
After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!
dick on a stick by mysticalkey August 15, 2006

All hands on dick 

The corporate equivalent of the naval expression "all hands on deck" where everyone is called to help remedy an emergency situation, but in the corporate world most people can't really help so the best they can do is put their hands on their dick.
When BP realized the magnitude of the oil spill, the CEO called for all hands on dick.

dick on fire 

The action of a male lighting his pubic hair on fire.
-Dude, we're getting bored tonight.
-How'bout a dick on fire?
-Yeah, plus all the chicks at this party are ugly!
-All right, bro, pass the lighter!
dick on fire by Antoinou May 25, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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