dick on dick

a description for anything homosexual in the literal sense. It can be a gay couple or all boy action. nothing heterosexual is involved. it could also be gay porn or a way to describe something that is gay. Used for any gay action.

That porno was dick on dick.

by kidUrban June 8, 2010

On dick

When a person who is constantly or is always in someone’s business

Did you see what she post on Facebook?

Yeah bitch you on dick

by Ikyfl August 8, 2021

dick on the rocks

It's when you freeze another man's cum in an ice cube tray, and you proceed to shove the nut cubes in the female . Then you dick her down right good.

I asked her what her favorite drink was, she told me she wanted some dick on the rocks.

by Pipeman the Intruder June 18, 2016

sticks out like a dick on a fish

sticks out like a dick on a fish something very noticeable or not hard to miss

my neighbors car is so rusty his car sticks out like a dick on a fish very noticeable not hard to be missed by everyone in the neighborhood

by bluebear July 4, 2022

dick on a stick

A corn dog, usually from a Marine Corps chow hall.

After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!

by mysticalkey August 15, 2006

All hands on dick

The corporate equivalent of the naval expression "all hands on deck" where everyone is called to help remedy an emergency situation, but in the corporate world most people can't really help so the best they can do is put their hands on their dick.

When BP realized the magnitude of the oil spill, the CEO called for all hands on dick.

by It takes balls to go by "Dick" July 7, 2010

dick on fire

The action of a male lighting his pubic hair on fire.

-Dude, we're getting bored tonight.
-How'bout a dick on fire?
-Yeah, plus all the chicks at this party are ugly!
-All right, bro, pass the lighter!

by Antoinou May 25, 2010