Dick fog 

When you want some dick so badly it’s all you can think about. Your brain doesn’t process much else.

I need some dick. My brain won’t work until I can left this dick fog.

Dick fog by Platinumhoney September 15, 2021

foggy dick 

An unpleasant condition that may or may not occur when an individual has placed his penis in too many inanimate objects for a sexual release. Common examples include (but are not limited to); donuts, shoes, charcuterie, and; perhaps most dangerously of all; car windshields.

Person 1: "What's . . . what's wrong with that guy?"

Person 2: "He's got the foggy dick, man. Put his dong where it don't belong too damn often."

foggy dick by An Irritated Koala March 24, 2016

Foggy Dick 

A condition in which a person (or persons), contracts after consuming stale water.

"Dang dude, Dillon got that Foggy Dick after he drank that three day old Dasani"

Foggy Dick by Jedo Meister April 14, 2023