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Dick Fit 

dude the girl i did it with got my dick fit going.
Dick Fit by dr.peuss March 11, 2009

Dick Fit 

Underwear or pants that are just large enough to fit your dick.
"eye, look at that boyo wearing dick fits, you can see his boner from here"
Dick Fit by AntonioThaGreasa April 10, 2015

dick fit 

Physically in shape and sexually attractive to men, especially after not being or feeling that way for some time.
Cheryl had put on some weight while she was pregnant but was working hard to get dick fit in time for summer.
dick fit by soapdishjp February 9, 2010

Dick Fit 

The female equivalent to a pussy fit. When a female makes a rude or crass, unwanted or inappropriate sexual advance on a male she doesn't know and he refuses, her resulting insecure name-calling is a "dick fit".
Female: Hey, guy. You should buy me a drink. Look at my boobs!
Male:....uh, no thanks. I actually have some class, lady.
Female:...oh! Well, I guess I wouldn't want one from you anyway! You limpdick! What are you, gay! Go back over there with your fraternity boyfriends!
Male:.....did she just tell me I had a small dick and gay because I refused her?
Male 2: Yep. Huh, must have expected every guy to swoon for her because of her boobs. Insecure bitch. She's having a dick fit.
Dick Fit by sailtheplains September 21, 2013
When someone is angry that the size of their partner’s dick isn’t as big or girthy as expected.
What’s the matter with Mike?”
“His tinder date lied about his penis size so when they got home he threw a dick fit.”
Dick Fit by Reishnakov December 3, 2025

candis dick fit in your mouth 

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)
“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth