Reishnakov's definitions

banghole

Any hole used for the insertion of either a phallus, or sexual toy for sexual pleasure. This includes, but is not limited too, a vagina, mouth, or phallus.

Get your finger outa my banghole!

by Reishnakov June 8, 2016

nectar queen

A homosexual male who, much like a hummingbird, flits from partner to partner, sampling their nectar.

"Did you see Perry come out of the bathroom with ANOTHER guy? He really is a Nectar Queen."

by Reishnakov April 29, 2020

momentum sucker

One who derives and maintains momentum through continuously sucking dick throughout the course of the night.

After his third dick, Carroll was a momentum sucker; there was very little time between the initiation of conversation and him dropping to his knees to do the deed.

by Reishnakov May 12, 2020

Shoofy

Otherwise known as an anus, the "shoofy" is a cross between "Poop" and "chute." Or, in tighter circles (pun intended), someone's "shoo fly poo pie."

Damn, that Peruvian food really waged a battle on my shoofy. I need baby wipes and a nap.

by Reishnakov October 1, 2021

Dick Fit

When someone is angry that the size of their partner’s dick isn’t as big or girthy as expected.

“What’s the matter with Mike?”
“His tinder date lied about his penis size so when they got home he threw a dick fit.”

by Reishnakov December 3, 2025

Bluribrain

When a person receives head that is so good they practically black out, causing any recollection of the event to be a blur.

"Dude, Sophie blew me last night but I don't remember anything"
"Damn, you got bluribrained!?!"

by Reishnakov April 25, 2024

Shaggot

Noun: A person that has changed pronouns multiple times without regularity or any logic, generating confusion amongst their friend group.
Pronoun: Used in place of any pronouns for someone that is a shaggot.

"Dang, Sanchez changed their pronouns AGAIN this past weekend!"
"Wow, what a shaggot!"

"Hey, is this Ethan's dildo?"
"Yeah it's shaggots, don't touch it or you might get the clap."

by Reishnakov May 6, 2024