Dick Fishing

Act of laying down in a park,forest, library, or other public location and covering oneself completely with leaves, except one keeps their penis sticking out of the top. Sometimes it is necessary to tie a string to the end of said penis and give it slight tugs for movement in combination with slight noises to arouse curiosity of the prey.

Cameron's favorite past time is dick fishing in the public library's kid section on early out Wednesdays.

by Trogdor5005 November 16, 2011

dick fishing

During the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama's, and briefs). The swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly's to find their penis.

Person 1: "Are you playing with yourself?"

Person 2:"NO! I'm dick fishing."

by SnookiezInc June 21, 2009

Dick Fishing

The act of trying to acquire a man, or simply get laid. Usually perpetrated by a desperate woman.

An below average woman trying to 'hook up' with any man available, often desperately.

Anytime a man came into the warehouse, Crystal would go dick fishing.

by flox November 14, 2009

dick fishing

An activity where a man drops his dick into a river and moves it about in order to attract the attention of fish.....the aim of the activity is to get a fish to bite your dick.

Bob went dick fishing after deciding he no longer wanted to be a man.

by Oliver Webster October 24, 2003

Dick fishing

When a single woman or single gay man heads out looking for a hook-up, at a local bar.

Brigitte : Hey why is Tanya gettin all dressed up?
Kristen : It looks like she going out dick fishing again”

by superkustom December 13, 2019

Dick-Fishing

The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )

Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing

by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019

Dick Pic Fishing

Dick Pic Fishing: When a man snaps photos of his junk and stores them in his cell phone "tackle box," using them as bait to reel in some Snatch fish. AKA “Girls he is currently stalking. Hoping that he gets a positive response back because Worm size matters.

Jake is at it again. cell phone tacklebox full of dick pics.

Dick Pic Fishing to Lynnette and Rachel on a loop. One of them has to bite eventually. Right? Right?! ...Maybe Chelsea's still awake.

by DrFuck March 3, 2026