Dick Feet
Dick Feet by Mexican Tequila Death September 1, 2009
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Dick feet
Dick feet by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008
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Dick-feet per minute
A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:
D = (L * P) / T
Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
D = (L * P) / T
Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."
Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
Dick-feet per minute by rojodojo August 19, 2014
Donkey ass dick feet
Where you happy when you woke up this morning?
No I wasn't happy. I had to smell your donkey ass dick feet
No I wasn't happy. I had to smell your donkey ass dick feet
Donkey ass dick feet by Boozer28 July 14, 2014
chicken dick feet
Commenting on someone really stupid or whom gives a stupid answer.
"chicken dick feet" oragantang vagina.
"chicken dick feet" oragantang vagina.
chicken dick feet by anon76889 April 5, 2012
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