Dick feet

When your feet is Dick

"I have Dick feet!"

"What the fuck is Dick feet?"

"I don't know, but my feet are dick"

by the retarded dictionary August 11, 2008

Dick Feet

An insult implying that the person or persons have dicks for feet.
Can also be known as Cock-Toes.

Person 1: I just brought A Nissan.
Person 2: Dick Feet.

by Mexican Tequila Death September 01, 2009

Donkey ass dick feet

The smell of a mans feet from not showering that can be confused for toasted shit

Where you happy when you woke up this morning?

No I wasn't happy. I had to smell your donkey ass dick feet

by Boozer28 July 15, 2014

Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.

"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.

by rojodojo August 19, 2014

chicken dick feet

Commenting on someone really stupid or whom gives a stupid answer.

"chicken dick feet" oragantang vagina.

chicken dick feet

by anon76889 February 14, 2012