One who goes through so much dick, it could be said that they farm dick. Thus, they are known as dick farmers. When a dick farmer goes through much more dick than expected, this is known as a bumper crop. A dick farmers crop can be reduced by such things as Crabs, Herpes, and other various STD's.

"the girl next door is such a dick farmer"
"Ben really has to stop farming soo much dick"

Dick Farmer by Mike Giard May 4, 2007

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dick farmer

Dick farmer (dĭk fär'mər)
n. slang.

1. A Homosexual.
2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.
3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.

intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.

1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.
2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.

Behind the phrase:
1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.
2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.

Joe,"Fuck you, you Dick farmer!" Jamie,"Your just pissed because i Dick farmed your friends."

dick farmer by Nightburn March 24, 2008

Dick farmer

Emotionally unavailable boy that treats girls who love him like shit for their own pleasure. They’re called dick farmers because they farm so much girls it makes their d smaller everyday

Guy: babe I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to cheat on you
Girl: stfu Marc i knew you were a dick farmer!!

Dick farmer by pusierongodmother April 24, 2022

Farmer Nicks Big Dick

His dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

Dick Farmers by GibbonLips December 6, 2024

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

Dick Farmers by GibbonLips December 6, 2024

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026