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one who loves to dive on other guys dicks with out thinking twice about it

that dude is a dick diver

dick diver by dick diver1 April 16, 2014

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dick diver

A guy who is exhibiting the instinctual behavior of piling up as many women as possible and then diving into them, dick first.

That guy has been hitting on every women in here. He's such a dick diver.

dick diver by LangHack October 26, 2015

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Dick diver

Some one who loves diving for dick , head first.

That Todd Maney is a real dick diver.

Dick diver by Maxpowers269u July 21, 2023

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certified dick diver

A person who lives for the dick

bryan callen is a certified dick diver

certified dick diver by yaaaacuda November 29, 2017

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dick diversity

A term to refer to the lack of dick size representation in pornographic material.

There is a severe lack of dick diversity in Overwatch porn.

dick diversity by Satumi the Neet February 9, 2019

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dick dier

a phrase used by no-one. This epic definition describes when something is so dier its actually dick. for the record i used it once.

*playing footy*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier

or

lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*

dick dier by muph October 11, 2021

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Diversity Dick

A man with a Diversity Dick is one who will hook up with any person.

Joe boned white girls, black girls, Asian girls, tall girls, short girls, your grandma, and your 19-year-old sister. He has a diversity dick

Diversity Dick by iliketoshitmypants69 October 31, 2019

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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