Dick Woker

When you hit a mans dick with a Wok.

"That woman just hit that man's dick with a Wok! She is such a 'Dick Woker'!"

by eddypulham September 2, 2011

Dick waker

When you wake up in bed and find a man hitting his dick on your face until it bleeds.

Dick waker

by seen M. November 18, 2019

dickjoker

An individual who indulges in anecdotes about the male genitalia way too often.

Jack: “my dick is so big it needs its own dedicated heart!”

“Amber: hi you have such an amazing package there, are those only balls or there’s a stick to it?”

Amber is such a dickjoker.

by WillyWankerAndTheDildoFactory August 5, 2023