Dick Turban 

Meaning: (i) condom, love glove or protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in anticipation of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the Illinois Senator, Dick Durbin.

Yo Kumar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy--don your dick turban!

Dick Turban by jinmao October 8, 2008

Dick Turban  

English - (dihc~tuhr~binn). N.

A condom

I had to bust out a Dick Turban to get my nut.

Dick Turban by sleep-creep February 22, 2009

Dick turban 

Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.

I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.

Dick turban by LyraNihlun February 17, 2023

Dick Turbin  

English - (dihc~tuhr~binn). N.

A condom

I had to bust out a Dick Turbin to get my nut.

Dick Turbin by sleep-creep February 22, 2009

Turbin Dick 

Inserting tampon into male urethra via vaginal intercourse. During this action pulling outbid vagina while leaving tampon in urethra then smashing the cotton over the penis head while trying to insert penis into rectum.

Sally and I got so wasted that lastnight, man we both horny. We got after it so quick that she didn't have time to pull her tampon out so I ended up getting a turbin dick.

Turbin Dick by Admiral foreskin August 8, 2017