The act of three or more men having rear entry sex simultaneously and yelling "Dick" when they thrust so that they all penetrate in harmony. Similar to a big gay rowing boat, but on land.
by Brardor July 16, 2010
An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone
Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train
2) You, sir are a dick train
3) You massive locomotive dick
2) You, sir are a dick train
3) You massive locomotive dick
by Smegson P Donnohugh September 03, 2008
"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."
"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."
"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."
"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."
"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."
"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."
"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."
by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH October 06, 2016
An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone
Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train
2) You, sir are a dick train
3) You massive locomotive dick
2) You, sir are a dick train
3) You massive locomotive dick
by Smegson P Donnohugh September 03, 2008
by Jose Gozinia September 29, 2020
When you want to revisit a sexual encounter from an earlier time in your life to see if your recollection of their genitalia size has been accurate all these years.
In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.
15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.
15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.
by HotTomHanks October 13, 2019
by carrie and chels June 07, 2007