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Dick Train 

The act of three or more men having rear entry sex simultaneously and yelling "Dick" when they thrust so that they all penetrate in harmony. Similar to a big gay rowing boat, but on land.
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!

My ass really hurts after that dick train last night.
Dick Train by Brardor July 16, 2010
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Dick Train 

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train

2) You, sir are a dick train

3) You massive locomotive dick
Dick Train by Smegson P Donnohugh October 21, 2008

Dick Train 

Any chaotic situation that is fucked up beyond repair.
"I was at Joe's house last night. Everyone was drunk, throwing up, fighting, it was a complete dick train..."

"Yeah, Steve called me over to help him move but his retard brother was there drunk. Turned into a complete dick train, wound up leaving."

"Yeah, I mean I try to vote and give a shit about politics but Washington, DC has become such a massive dick train, I don't see light at the end of the tunnel..."

"Dude, there's a cop following us"
"Fuck, I got weed.... All aboard the dick train..."
Dick Train by I_HATE_THE_TRUTH October 5, 2016

Dick Train 

An insult based on the combination of transportation methods and parts of the human anatomy, a great and innovative way to offend someone

Other variations of this word include Locomotive Dick
1) Lonsdale i hope you die you massive dick train

2) You, sir are a dick train

3) You massive locomotive dick
Dick Train by Smegson P Donnohugh October 18, 2008

Dick Train 

What people are on when they say “Ridin’ with Biden
Democrat: I’m Ridin’ with Biden.
Republican: So you like taking it up the ass on the dick train?
Dick Train by Jose Gozinia September 28, 2020

train dick 

train dick is often used to call people who have a long penis
"wow you have a large train dick"
"i want some train dick :("
"i have a train dick"

dick taint 

Skin between the testicular sack and the shaft of the penis. This name is derived from the taint which is the skin between the ass and the testicular sack.
Its colder as balls, but not as cold as dick...its as cold as dick taint!
dick taint by whoisatlas November 29, 2010
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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