Dick-trained

When you want to revisit a sexual encounter from an earlier time in your life to see if your recollection of their genitalia size has been accurate all these years.

In high school I hooked up with this guy and his dick was bigger than a Gatorade bottle and I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth.

15 years later I wish he was single so I could try again. I wasn’t even dick-trained back then.

by HotTomHanks October 13, 2019

Dickbrained

When you're typing the greatest comeback of all time, but you start daydreaming about how awesome it's going to be and end up just typing some nonsense.

Dude. That was going to be the sickest burn ever until you dickbrained it.

by PlatKnight November 11, 2024