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dick-swatter 

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when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it
i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.
dick-swatter by jossssselyn July 21, 2009
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Dick Swatter 

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A large wooden mallet used for the crushing of the penis and/or balls
My wife used the dick swatter on me last night. I came so fast.
Dick Swatter by ObamasBestFriend September 17, 2023
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Dicksweater

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A person who always agrees with someone else.
Billy: Fuck, I hate anyone who isn't white!
Rob: Srsly.
Everyone else: God damn Rob, you're always acting like Billy's dicksweater.
Dicksweater by kenato June 29, 2009
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dunzo 

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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026
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ankle biter

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Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026
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Male Pattern Blindness 

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When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026
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