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dick-swatter 

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it
i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.
dick-swatter by jossssselyn July 21, 2009

Dick Swatter 

A large wooden mallet used for the crushing of the penis and/or balls
My wife used the dick swatter on me last night. I came so fast.
Dick Swatter by ObamasBestFriend September 17, 2023

Dicksweater

A person who always agrees with someone else.
Billy: Fuck, I hate anyone who isn't white!
Rob: Srsly.
Everyone else: God damn Rob, you're always acting like Billy's dicksweater.
Dicksweater by kenato June 29, 2009