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dick-swatter

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it

i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.

by jossssselyn July 21, 2009

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Dick Swatter

A large wooden mallet used for the crushing of the penis and/or balls

My wife used the dick swatter on me last night. I came so fast.

by ObamasBestFriend September 17, 2023

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