Dick Swatter 

A large wooden mallet used for the crushing of the penis and/or balls

My wife used the dick swatter on me last night. I came so fast.

Dick Swatter by ObamasBestFriend September 17, 2023

dick-swatter 

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it

i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.

dick-swatter by jossssselyn July 21, 2009

Dick Shattering 

The act of freezing your cock with liquor nitrogen and shattering it into tiny pieces.

damn shawty i would love for u to perform dick shattering with me later *winks*

Dick Shattering by Boppa Boys August 30, 2021