Dick Splinter 

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

Dick Splinter by XCPLeprechaun July 1, 2011

splinter dick 

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

splinter dick by violethaze August 6, 2008

splinter dick 

A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.

splinter dick by minges and all April 15, 2003

dick sprinter 

person who, while having intercourse, ejaculates around 2 minutes or under

maria divorced her husband because he was a dick sprinter

dick sprinter by rascist ass mother fucker July 7, 2012

dick splitter 

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.

I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.

dick splitter by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014