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dick spam 

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When a male is not successful of reaching his climax to save embarrassment he simply whacks his partner across the forehead with his penis creating the 'spam' clapping sound.
Damn, that boy dick spammed me so hard last night I forgot if we even had sex!
dick spam by NKARNOLD November 18, 2011
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Dick Spasm • Urban Dick Spam • Dickspam • Dickspamtitus • dick • Dick Cheney • dick wad • dick weed • dick flick • dick ass

Urban Dick Spam 

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Someone who constantly reuploads the same word to urban dictionary so it gets added.
Stop the fucking Urban Dick Spam
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Dickspam 

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The absurd emails one receives every few minutes regarding penis enlargement products, which is nearly impossible to filter and block.
Your newborn baby pictures didn't show up in my inbox, because it is filled with nothing but dickspam right now.
Dickspam by Onthefence December 9, 2008
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Dickspamtitus 

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An unfortunate medical condition, where a penis grows from the forhead. Dickspamtitus is unsightly, yet poses no medical threat. It is not able to be removed.
Look, that man's got dickspamtitus!
Dickspamtitus by Sarah The Bitch December 18, 2004
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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