Dick Slugs

The slugs that live and thrive on or near the dick region.

Oh my god! Andrew has dick slugs!

by jakobito May 6, 2009

Thai Dick Slug

An invasive parasite that attacks the kidney systems in carnivorous animals, including 20 documented cases in humans. The parasite has been known to produce larvae in the scrotum, urethra, urine and mouth. Referred to as "Dick slug" because of the minute size of the parasite, with females being 20-100cm long x 5-12mm wide. The dick slug is small enough to meander its way up the urethra.

Don't go swimming in Thailand without a condom. You might get a Thai dick slug.

by climbin.metal July 20, 2009

Dick Slug

After copulation, while a man is ejaculating on a level surface (such as a face or belly), the man rub his penis in his ejaculate and then drags the tip across the surface. This leaves a long semen trail that resembles the path of a slug.

"I dick slugged the Wendy from Applebees"
"You slapped her with your dick? Yo, thats sexual assault"
"No no no, I gave her a DICK SLUG..."
"Oh! Yeah she prolly liked that ish"

by PASHU August 7, 2016

Slug Dick

When a mans penis looks like a slimey slug because his dick is limp, short, smelly and wet looking due to being unwashed for a week.

Slug dick can also be defined as an unerect penis that resembles a curved fat slug.

Oh my goodness Becky, he pulled his pants down to reveal his disgusting slug dick!!!

by w a b b i † Willburkey October 27, 2013

Slug Dick

After busting a load. The Dick Operator proceeds to soak the Dick in cum. This creates a Sticky Dick which gets scratchy and forces the Operator to move slowly for fear of getting an itchy dick.

Robert: Dude whynare you so slow?!
Cuck: I busted this morning and now I got slug dick, sorry I’m so slow.
Robert: Oh sorry man, I understand now.

by XxWintxX November 21, 2017

Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a)

A common but dangerous condition in which dicksluts have gone two or more days without a cock forced into the throat leaving the infected with suicidal tendenencies and feelings of worthlessness as men will not turn down head at anytime for any reason.

Dickslutsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no Dick.

Hillary Clinton's life long battle with Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) can directly be linked to her uncanny ability to be the ugliest womenbeast in America 24/7/365. Some say her Husbands famous oval office organ offerings to fat unattractive office staff pkayed a devastating part with her battle.

by UglyondaSkin, Luvlyfromwithin November 27, 2012