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Slick-dick 

To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.
Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".
Slick-dick by Sharkey & Bubbles April 8, 2022

slick dick son of a bitch 

The guy that comes up to your girl at a party and whisks her away with his greasy talk and slick mannerisms.
That slick dick son of a bitch took her home last night, and fucked her culo! Lock and load boys, let's go settle this.
slick dick son of a bitch by Methcunt November 29, 2010

Slick Dick 

An offensive term used to insult someone for being sneaky or slick. Occasionally used as flattery to describe a male player who sleeps with multiple women.
1. That Slick Dick motherfucker screwed me out of the deal!

2. "You slept with Sarah and Vicky?" "That's awesome, Slick Dick"

Silverdale Slick Dick 

a rare, probably never been done sexual manuver when the guy is fucking a girl in the ass bareback from behind and without warning pulls out and sticks his shit lubed cock in her pussy, while raising his hands in peace signs akin to richard nixson and saying "i am not a crook"
person 1"dude dan was fucking sandy last night and he pulled off a silverdale slick dick"

person 2"no way, that shit has never been done"

Shit-slick dick 

An erection that is coated in feces as a result of shitfucking (anal intercourse with a shit-filled ass).
After I plowed his butt for a hour I pulled out and made him suck off my shit-slick dick.

Slick Dick 

(Alternitive Definition)

A man whose penis appears as though it is slimy, greasy, or oiled up all the time. A penis that is shiny, when it really should not be. Often found on desperate perverts who take shameless dick-selfies.
Hey Mike, if you ever send me another picture of your slick dick, we are no longer friends
Slick Dick by Oxford Dicktionary October 7, 2013
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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