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Simple Dick 

No relations, no connections, no feelings.

Simply dick.
Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.

Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.

Simple Dick 

A person (usually a guy), that is genuinely nice and
mild-mannered, but is prone to bouts of assholery, jackassery and basic insensitivity.

Mostly, Simple Dicks are unaware of their apparent faux pas' and think nothing of them. They don't think twice about other's feelings and give the impression of either feigning ignorance or being simple.

Simple Dicks are not purposely that way. Usually they are the friend that says the wrong thing all the time. They have "Tsundere-like" qualities, but are more inconsiderate and insensitive.
Carmine: "Jesus man! Your such an ass. Why are you always such a simple dick? I know Janet can be a bit much, but why'd you have to say what you did? I mean, she just broke up with her boyfriend for shit's sake."

Lucian: "Oh well man. She shouldn't have broken up with her boyfriend. That shit isn't my fault. I could care less."
Simple Dick by Ms. Lacuna August 9, 2009

Dick Sampler 

Someone who sucks an assortment of dicks to arrive at the best deal.

Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.
He betrayed his mentor for better business opportunities, he's such a dick sampler.

OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.
Dick Sampler by Redneckisdx May 11, 2019

dickpimples

a male genital skin disorder, where acne grows upon the epidermis of male genitalia. The acne begins near the bass of the penis and spreads up the shaft until, finally, invading the head and penis lips. Truely, the most sickeningly disgusting genital skin disorder, just shy of the ultimate, herpes.
Man: Holy shit dude, I have pimples growing on my penis!!!
Dude: Aw man, that sounds like a case of the dickpimples.
dickpimples by Felixooooooooo July 24, 2008

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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