Dick Simple
(1) When something is so easy to understand that everyone knows it. (2) A straightforward proposition.
Dick Simple by JujuBee1234 June 13, 2010
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Simple Dick
Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.
Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.
Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.
Simple Dick by stoned manatee May 29, 2014
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Simple Dick
A person (usually a guy), that is genuinely nice and
mild-mannered, but is prone to bouts of assholery, jackassery and basic insensitivity.
Mostly, Simple Dicks are unaware of their apparent faux pas' and think nothing of them. They don't think twice about other's feelings and give the impression of either feigning ignorance or being simple.
Simple Dicks are not purposely that way. Usually they are the friend that says the wrong thing all the time. They have "Tsundere-like" qualities, but are more inconsiderate and insensitive.
mild-mannered, but is prone to bouts of assholery, jackassery and basic insensitivity.
Mostly, Simple Dicks are unaware of their apparent faux pas' and think nothing of them. They don't think twice about other's feelings and give the impression of either feigning ignorance or being simple.
Simple Dicks are not purposely that way. Usually they are the friend that says the wrong thing all the time. They have "Tsundere-like" qualities, but are more inconsiderate and insensitive.
Carmine: "Jesus man! Your such an ass. Why are you always such a simple dick? I know Janet can be a bit much, but why'd you have to say what you did? I mean, she just broke up with her boyfriend for shit's sake."
Lucian: "Oh well man. She shouldn't have broken up with her boyfriend. That shit isn't my fault. I could care less."
Lucian: "Oh well man. She shouldn't have broken up with her boyfriend. That shit isn't my fault. I could care less."
Simple Dick by Ms. Lacuna August 9, 2009
Dick Sampler
Someone who sucks an assortment of dicks to arrive at the best deal.
Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.
Figurative: An individual likely to appease multiple parties to achieve their goals.
He betrayed his mentor for better business opportunities, he's such a dick sampler.
OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.
OMG, she went through the entire football team, she's such a dick sampler.
Dick Sampler by Redneckisdx May 11, 2019
dickpimples
a male genital skin disorder, where acne grows upon the epidermis of male genitalia. The acne begins near the bass of the penis and spreads up the shaft until, finally, invading the head and penis lips. Truely, the most sickeningly disgusting genital skin disorder, just shy of the ultimate, herpes.
Man: Holy shit dude, I have pimples growing on my penis!!!
Dude: Aw man, that sounds like a case of the dickpimples.
Dude: Aw man, that sounds like a case of the dickpimples.
dickpimples by Felixooooooooo July 24, 2008
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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