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Dick Nozzle 

The small hole at the end of your uncircumcised penis which allows both piss and semen to shoot out at high velocities, in a similar fashion to a fire hose.
Johnny's dick nozzle is so powerful he hit Margaret's eye from 20 feet off.

dick nozzle 

benjamin Christopher Oliver lawton is a huge dick nozzle
dick nozzle by Lolardizzy April 10, 2023

dick nozzel 

V: the act of grabbing the head if the penis right before ejaculating, then suddenly releasing the creamy load spraying it with the force of a fire hose
Jack: I totally dick nozzeled sally last night.

Mike: how was it?
Jack: lets just say she needs a new bedspread...and wallpaper...and bookshelf...
dick nozzel by The pleaser April 28, 2014

Dicknozzle 

1) The Dickhead: The Nozzle of a dick.

2)Some guy whos being a dick.

3)When I blow my load on (da bitchz) tits.

3)A total dumbass.

4) Yo mamma.
HOLY SHIT!!!!! MY DICKNOZZLE JUST BLEW THE FUCK UP!!
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Shut up, Dicknozzle!
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Hey baby, wanna blow my dicknozzle?
Dicknozzle by fatasshole November 22, 2011

Dicksnozzle 

An individual who constantly lets you down. Whether that be flaking on a video game, or accidentally sticking their finger in your ass, you can count on this person to be unreliable.
Yo, did you hear about TJ? That kid put his whole fist up the dude's butt! What a dicksnozzle!!
Dicksnozzle by Alexis69420 January 18, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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