Dick Life

When a girl/woman is all about dick. She doesn't have much friends, but the ugly fat girl she drags along to make herself feel better.

"Hey Randy, do you know anything about Samantha?" "Yeah, she leads a dick life."

by BRYANT3 November 7, 2009

dick life support

A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.

Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."

by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

long dick life

When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.

Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl

by Yooooooitsme January 27, 2018

The dick of life

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.

My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.

by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021

suck the dick of life

The quality of being brave; fearless; intrepidity; with a hint of retardation.

'Its time to go suck the dick of life!' before driving towards a hurricane.

by john916 September 2, 2010

no life dick

a dick that never experienced sexual interaction and only gets jerked

Sarah told Vincent: "oh Vincent shut up your dick Is a no life dick"

by MRZHXECHO September 8, 2023

life changing dick

The dick that wrecks homes and vaginas. The dick that changes lives for the better or worse. They will never forget. It changes them forever.

The ex-wife is still DTF from that LCD life changing dick

by R3d_Rabbit December 20, 2016