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Dick Life 

When a girl/woman is all about dick. She doesn't have much friends, but the ugly fat girl she drags along to make herself feel better.
"Hey Randy, do you know anything about Samantha?" "Yeah, she leads a dick life."
Dick Life by BRYANT3 November 7, 2009
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dick life support 

A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.
Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."
dick life support by jsd9632 January 7, 2012

long dick life 

When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.
Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl
long dick life by Yooooooitsme January 27, 2018

The dick of life 

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.
My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.

suck the dick of life 

The quality of being brave; fearless; intrepidity; with a hint of retardation.
'Its time to go suck the dick of life!' before driving towards a hurricane.
suck the dick of life by john916 September 2, 2010

no life dick

a dick that never experienced sexual interaction and only gets jerked
Sarah told Vincent: "oh Vincent shut up your dick Is a no life dick"
no life dick by MRZHXECHO September 8, 2023

life changing dick 

The dick that wrecks homes and vaginas. The dick that changes lives for the better or worse. They will never forget. It changes them forever.
The ex-wife is still DTF from that LCD life changing dick
life changing dick by R3d_Rabbit December 20, 2016
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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