A growth typically located on the underside of one's testicles but always in the penile region. The growth is typically the result of many long hours of testicular abuse. In recent years, Dick Lavy has been used as an insult when referring to a particular sort of douchebag-typically a twenty-something Caucasian male. This most often refers to groups of young men who enjoy "donkey punching" or "cup checking" one another as if still in high school (or, perhaps, an ultra-douchey fraternity).
Ahhh! John, why did you piss in my tennis shoes?! You're such a DickLavy!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)