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Originated from the Latin "kisus dicus"
Discribes the process of the penis being intermittently kissed while the female is trying to get comfortable in the lead up to a full blown headjob or Russian kiss.
Time frame : varies from a few seconds to sometimes minutes.(Site dependant).
Usually very pleasant but very often not noticed due to anticipation of the later
'can I have a dick kiss tonight honey'
dick kiss by TAMECA January 11, 2005

kiss my dick

Act of kissing a dick. Saying kiss my dick when simply saying kiss my ass won't get you point across. You are upset and disappointed
Hey Bro. UPS dropped a package off for you but it looks too small for it to be 60" TV!
Disappointed and upset you reply "kiss my dick"
kiss my dick by Todos mamons August 10, 2016

National kiss and grab dick day 

You can kiss and grab and one dick if u want
Did u know it national kiss and grab dick day

Dick Kisser 

Extremely flamboyant homosexual who craves massive amounts of Cock and likes getting pounded in the brown eye.
When Grimey resorts to his pillow biting ways and the Gas Man is pounding him in the ass, he asks "how do you balls feel? Dick Kisser!"
Dick Kisser by JTD November 9, 2006

dick kissing

A person who is always on their knees stooping lower then the other person. Doing anything and what ever the person is telling them to do.
Why are you always dick kissing that person
dick kissing by Shikyotenshu April 1, 2016

Dick Kissin' 

1. Another term for “ass kissing” or “brown nosing”. It means to pander to the emotions of a superior in hopes the superior will reward the subordinate with raises, promotions, special privileges, and the like. It is a disgusting thing to watch.
2. Another term for “sucking” or being “sorry”, particularly in the context of video games.

Inspired by Mia X’s rap on the song “Ghetto Symphony”.
Look at Dave laughing with the boss. I’m so sick of his dick kissin'.

Oh man! I’m already near the finish line and you’re still at the first turn dick kissin'.
Dick Kissin' by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
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