Definitions by JTD

Dick Kisser 

Extremely flamboyant homosexual who craves massive amounts of Cock and likes getting pounded in the brown eye.

When Grimey resorts to his pillow biting ways and the Gas Man is pounding him in the ass, he asks "how do you balls feel? Dick Kisser!"

Dick Kisser by JTD November 9, 2006

cincinatti bow-tie

Cincinnati Bow Tie (noun)
When a female or male has throat cancer and gets a breathing hole in the neck. Another male penetrates that hole with his penis. The rapid penetration causes the hole to bleed while the person is trying to breath out of the hole, causing the blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie. Made famous in the movie "40 Year old Virgin".

Oh my! Grimey couldn't breath after old Mitch pluged his throat like the Rotor Rooter Man!The blood shot all over his neck. It looks like a Cincinatti bow-tie!

cincinatti bow-tie by JTD December 29, 2005

Meth Mouth 

"meth mouth," leaves users' teeth black-stained, rotted and often unsalvageable.

Grimey boy did so much crystal meth his teeth looked like rotten chicklits!

Meth Mouth by JTD August 22, 2005

slow motion 

one who is always late in everything he does.(Jason)

What the fuck Slow Motion, i thought i told you the next time you were late to work I was going to make you lick shelleys cottage cheese ass.

slow motion by JTD April 14, 2005

uragoogler 

A pirate dancer that swivels around.

Sarah W. aka Swivel Legs.

uragoogler by JTD March 30, 2005

Turkey Boy 

A boy that looks like or is related to some kind of bird.

Abdullaaaa.....ello ello?

Turkey Boy by JTD March 30, 2005

millababy 

Molkey and Desiree's love child.

millababy....hows your baby food?

millababy by JTD March 30, 2005