To get your ass handed to you or to take a beating. Can be used to describe a fight, a hard day at work (especially in the service industry) or lose an argument badly
"I haven't gotten my dick kicked in that hard in a long time"
"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC
"I shouldn't have picked a fight with that dude, he really kicked my dick in" ETC
by Average John April 3, 2015
To get you ass kicked, figuratively not literally.
Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.
Or, to get worked by your female counterpart, whether its a wife or co-worker. They will completely crush your ego and spirit, and maybe even invert your junk with a swift kick.
The Browns get their dicks kicked in every season in the NFL.
My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.
My buddy gets his dick kicked in every time he asks to go out with the guys, his wife denies the request and makes him cower.
by Billly Joe Bad Ass March 13, 2017
The dick kick is the ever traumatic experience of a woman intentionally or unintentionally kicking the erect phallus of a man. This usually occurs while changing positions mid-intercourse. The woman will always claim it was unintentional, but the man will never know for sure.
Joseph: It was great sex until we decided to switch to reverse cowgirl and she dick kicked me.
Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.
Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.
by Dangle Fellow December 6, 2009
Nickname for the hole cards 68 offsuit in Texas Hold'em Poker. Staying in a hand with these cards and winning it is considered to be a kick in the dick to everyone else at the table and proper etiquette is to show them at the end of the hand regardless.
Jason: I can't believe you called to the river with that crap and donked a straight over my aces.
Carl: Doesn't feel good does it?
Jason: No.
Carl: That's why they call it a dick kick.
Carl: Doesn't feel good does it?
Jason: No.
Carl: That's why they call it a dick kick.
by DoyleBrunson May 6, 2012
by ouch my dick hurts June 25, 2007
An unwanted poke to your backside from your significant others erect penis while spooning or sleeping next to him.
by groovingirl28 January 25, 2008
Revenge from the ladies for Ass Slap October. Any girl can kick a guy in the balls and it be fine.
This is what you get for sexually harassing us :)
This is what you get for sexually harassing us :)
by Panic._.Emma October 2, 2019