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dick idiot 

One who typically speaks in an arrogant manner, predominantly towards shwacks, but is ignorant towards his or her incompetence and narcissistic tendencies.

The term was coined by philosopher Dan Taylor, and has been agreed the term arose during the early 21st century by several academic communities.
I just got a 14 on you, ya fucking dick idiot.

I said I wanted the orange flavor of Cariboo, ya fucking dick idiot.

Whose the fuck is the dick idiot who shwacked up this box-box?

If I wanted a dick idiots opinion about the piece, I would've asked you.

Fuck, let me piss out my cock and have a dart first, ya dick idiot.

Ya dick idiot.
dick idiot by HiBaller69 December 4, 2013
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idiot'dick

A situation when ones pockets have an object within that creates the illusion of having a massive erection. To be fully within the criteria of "idiot'dick". said "idiot'dick must be completely unawares of the massive illusionary erection in question... thus creating an idiot'dick.... watch out for pocketcocks!
when speaking to your cousin and and your lady friend interrupts and says "why do you have an erection!" in shock. embarrassment and laughter occur immediately. such an idiot'dick
idiot'dick by dick idiot December 5, 2014

Urban Dicidiot 

When someone is new to Urban Dictionary and decides to make a definition themselves. They forget to log in to an account while doing so. So after they spend the next hour making one they submit it the website tells them to log in. After they're done doing so they then happily and immediately go to the search bar looking for the definition. Only to see that it's not there.

They somehow come to the conclusion that logging in messed up the submission and become mortified and act like their day hit a dent. Not knowing that this whole time if they had read the notice after hitting the submit button they'd know that it would show up after being reviewed by the tears.

However, instead, they think they messed up and try to send the same definition. Only to finally see the message telling them it was going to be reviewed. A new revelation hits them, they just did something idiotic.

One newcomer did this and realized that he was so fucking idiot that he decided to create a definition detailing the most retarded hour of his life.

He called it "Urban Dicidiot".
Dude: Yo dude check out this definition I made!

Other Dude: Lmao what did you call it and what is it about fam?

Dude: I named that shit Urban Dicidiot, just read it.

Other Dude: What kind of name i- *reads the def*

Dude: ._.

Other Dude: I gotta let u know chief, ur a fucking idiot.
Urban Dicidiot by Sum Ting Wong? October 29, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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