1.Fleas on your dick. Duh. 2.crabs
My weiner has dick fleas. Guess I'll have to bust out some A-200.
by B-nus July 23, 2006
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A seductive whore who plays ever man she meets. She will first seduce the man and then leave him for seemingly no reason.
I found out Katie was a Dick Flea when she dumped my friend only for him to find out she dated another guy a few weeks later.
by SuperCuntMate June 29, 2018
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One or multiple inspects (fleas) randomly roaming acrossed ones dick area, usually on dogs but all mammals are susceptible. Are known for sucking blood and sweat from said gland.
while walking they’re dog Weazel the dog was reluctant to keep pace due to the distraction of seductively lip shitting around his man bits unfortunately from a severe case the Dick Fleas.
by Dustino August 26, 2018
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