Dick Flavored
Dick Flavored by ChezzaFentoozler August 6, 2009
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dick flavored asshole
a person who is both a dick, and an asshole; or a person who you are un-sure how to classify them, dick or asshole
guy #1: he stepped on my shoe, what a dick!
guy #2: and he spilled my drink, what an asshole!
guy #3: dont worry, he's just a dick flavored asshole!
always has been!
guy #2: and he spilled my drink, what an asshole!
guy #3: dont worry, he's just a dick flavored asshole!
always has been!
dick flavored asshole by kameltoeexplorer June 9, 2011
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flavored dick box
\ 'fla-vər-d 'dik 'bäks \ (noun)
Definition of FLAVORED DICK BOX:
1) In short, a prepped vagina. Flavored Dick Box status is achieved only after the vagina has been thoroughly cleaned, or "prepped", through means including but not limited to a shower and/or douching as well as shaving/waxing. Once the vagina is presentable for consumption a sweet confection such as a lollipop is then inserted into the vagina for upwards of 5 minutes, lending its "flavor" to the vagina, or "dick box."
a) Preparation is key for a favorable "Flavored Dick Box." Technically a "Flavored Dick Box" can be achieved, for example, by spending all day "street walking" or other similar activities albeit the inherent flavor will not be suitable for presentation nor consumption of by anyone. Instances such as these turn a "Flavored Dick Box" into a "Waiver'd Dick Box."
Definition of FLAVORED DICK BOX:
1) In short, a prepped vagina. Flavored Dick Box status is achieved only after the vagina has been thoroughly cleaned, or "prepped", through means including but not limited to a shower and/or douching as well as shaving/waxing. Once the vagina is presentable for consumption a sweet confection such as a lollipop is then inserted into the vagina for upwards of 5 minutes, lending its "flavor" to the vagina, or "dick box."
a) Preparation is key for a favorable "Flavored Dick Box." Technically a "Flavored Dick Box" can be achieved, for example, by spending all day "street walking" or other similar activities albeit the inherent flavor will not be suitable for presentation nor consumption of by anyone. Instances such as these turn a "Flavored Dick Box" into a "Waiver'd Dick Box."
1) Becky straight up got Hell's Kitchen on the prep of her Flavored Dick Box on my birthday. I bet Gordon Ramsay himself wouldn't be able to get enough of it, I know I couldn't. The only way it could have gotten any better would have been if she had put a candle there for me to blow out before I dug in.
a) Damn, Alice tried to throw some Flavored Dick Box my way last night. She didnt know I saw her at the Frat part though, no way in hell I was getting anywhere near her Waiver'd Dick Box after that.
a) Damn, Alice tried to throw some Flavored Dick Box my way last night. She didnt know I saw her at the Frat part though, no way in hell I was getting anywhere near her Waiver'd Dick Box after that.
flavored dick box by garybeth December 3, 2010
cheese flavored dick
the act of getting your girlfriend and/or sluts of the sort to lick or suck on your cock n balls after sticking your dick onto any type of food that has or involves cheese. It could just have the word cheese in the name. Examples: You just stuck your dick into a grilled cheese sandwich. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just stuck you dick into a Ceasar salad with cheese on it. Now get your girl to suck your dick. Example: You just dipped your balls into some delicious and spicy nacho cheese. Now get your girl to suck your balls.
Boy: Hey there lady, I just got a cheese flavored dick, why don't you come over to experience a moment in history?
cheese flavored dick by mad cheesin April 10, 2009
flavored dick
During oral sex a dude will take a huge fat vape cloud, blowing on the dudes dick which then flavors it as something else.
flavored dick by Swiis April 19, 2018
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