dick farmer
Someone who is such a dick that they leave dicks in their wake and are therefore responsible for more than one dick
dick farmer by sadfasdfasdf August 3, 2007
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Dick Farmer
One who goes through so much dick, it could be said that they farm dick. Thus, they are known as dick farmers. When a dick farmer goes through much more dick than expected, this is known as a bumper crop. A dick farmers crop can be reduced by such things as Crabs, Herpes, and other various STD's.
Dick Farmer by Mike Giard May 4, 2007
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dick farmer
Dick farmer (dĭk fär'mər)
n. slang.
1. A Homosexual.
2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.
3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.
1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.
2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.
Behind the phrase:
1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.
2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.
n. slang.
1. A Homosexual.
2. A person or persons who enjoy anal sex.
3. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
intr.v., dick farm·ing, dick farmed.
1. To actively have sexual relations with multiple partners.
2. To associate or have sexual relations with a dick farmer.
Behind the phrase:
1. The idea being that a farmer needs fertilizer for good crops.
2. The idea being that a farmer has a large amounts of crops growing.
dick farmer by Nightburn March 24, 2008
Dick farmer
Emotionally unavailable boy that treats girls who love him like shit for their own pleasure. They’re called dick farmers because they farm so much girls it makes their d smaller everyday
Guy: babe I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to cheat on you
Girl: stfu Marc i knew you were a dick farmer!!
Girl: stfu Marc i knew you were a dick farmer!!
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