A syndrome in which you are in desperate need of dick. Symptoms include: spaz attacks, constantly saying "I need dick in my life", and suddenly becoming a lowkey THOT.
Bonqueequee: "I think I have DDS."

Billie: "What's that?"

Bonqueequee: "Dick Deprivation Syndrome. I haven't had dick in a month. I need dick in my life."
by Ohyespapi July 3, 2017
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