Dick Cloth 

A washcloth used to wipe the cum and pussy juice off your dick and left on the bathroom sink after a wild session.

"Did I just use your dick cloth to wash my face?"

Dick Cloth by Hank96816 August 11, 2009

Dickclot 

When someone is being obnoxiously ignorant.

Quit acting like a fucking dickclot!

Dickclot by kentuckyloglady October 1, 2015