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Dick Chipper 

An individual with braces that does a really bad job at giving head.

May also apply to someone with sharp, snaggled teeth.
I can wait for Sonja to get her braces off. Finally she won’t be a dick chipper. That shit hurts.

My uncle is a dick chipper. His teeth are too sharp.
Dick Chipper by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017
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dick chopper 

when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter
my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store

dick-clipper 

A dick-clipper is a surgeon who circumcises guys, usually in infancy.
I was cut in infancy by a dick-clipper who cut me high & tight.
dick-clipper by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

dick choppers 

a male who is wearing shorts that are really too short.
Look he is wearin dick choppers like the male version of daisy dukes
dick choppers by craz legs 20 March 28, 2009

Dick Chopper 

A petite or slender woman that is voracious in bed to the point she chops your dick off with her vagina.
While looking at a petite/slender woman in a bar a guy mentions to his friend, "That chick is a dick chopper"
Dick Chopper by El Arabe December 17, 2010

Dick-clipper 

A woman who hates men. Typically has short hair, or is in a lesbian relationship.
"That dick-clipper told me I couldn't fish here."
Dick-clipper by Fishtits69 June 24, 2024

chopper dick 

A guy with a super duper ultra humongasour sized cock.
My says I have chopper dick and she loves it.
chopper dick by Kung cock September 23, 2016
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