Dick Candle

Injecting gasoline into a pee hole and then on fire creating a candle as your dick

“Dude you didn’t tell me that chick was so kinky that she gave me a dick candle

Dick Candle by redhattermatadore April 2, 2025

Shrek Dick Candle

A green candle representing an increase of 20% or more on a stocks trading chart. A massive green bar similar to the erect shaft of Shrek’s member.

Woah! EOSE closed with a massive Shrek dick candle today!

Shrek Dick Candle by Shrieked January 30, 2025

Candle dick 

Cover wax on your dick and put a wick on the head... light the wick and ask the birthday girl to blow it out.

The girl got her wish after she blew out her candle dick.

Candle dick by Gary B May 22, 2003

Cankle Dick 

When you have a big dick but have erectyle dysfunction so it is so flaccid that your lover cannot get any enjoyment from your gerth.

My sirority sister hooked up with this hot guy and when they went to do the deed he could not enter because he had cankle dick.

Cankle Dick by Twin Brother Darkness May 24, 2016

Dickhandle

a- A rude term given to anyone who can be considered an asshole, but given to said person by someone who would like to use something different from the cliche asshole.
b- Someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the penis and yanks on it before or after sex (but obviously not during). Better used as "dickhandler," but can be used either way.

a- "You remember that guy who used to beat the neighborhood kids up? What a dickhandle."
b- "She's wild in bed man- a total dickhandler!"

Dickhandle by ThePowersThatBe June 20, 2006