Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

dick dinner

when your friend is hungry, and there is nothing to eat. so you offer him your penis to eat.

josh: hey jason you have nothing to eat in the refrigerator.

jason: if your that hungry you can have dick dinner.

by aarchangels August 17, 2010

Three Dick Dinner

An absolute cock gobbling whore. A female slut that takes a cock in all three holes at the same time. A true champion of the cock trifecta.

Emily will pull a train anytime. She is hungry for the D and will dine on a three dick dinner anytime, anyplace.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

Dick-cheese dinner

When you consume your own smegma, which is a yellowish, moist substance found under your foreskin.

Eww, Robert ran out of food so he had to have a dick-cheese dinner!

by Saltyboi243 May 19, 2020

More dicks than dinners

A phrase to describe someone who has had sex with a lot of men

PERSON 1: Did you hear Alex brought another boy back last night?!

PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners

by IceyT November 30, 2018

Dick’s Dinner

Someone you want to put your dick in.

She’s gonna be my dick’s dinner. She’s my dick’s dinner.

by Boner Ben May 31, 2023

Dick’s dinner

To say a chick is hot and you want to fuck her.

She is my dick’s dinner.

by Boner Ben June 4, 2023