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diahrrito 

N. A burrito from Del Taco or another distasteful restaurant. It is basically a tortilla that has been dragged in between the ass cheeks of an employee then stuffed with liquidated feces and then wrapped in the traditional burrito fashion before being sold at an exorbitant price.
*In Del Taco drive-thru*
Me: Can I get a diahrrito without feces, and a large drink?
Employee: Yes-sir, do you want it dragged through my ass cheeks?
Me: No thank you
Employee: Too late, and that'll be $17.84.
Me: Great...
diahrrito by The Bloodhound January 3, 2014
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Diarrito 

A Mexican dish consisting of a tortilla rolled around a filling, typically of beans or ground or shredded beef which induces loose to watery bowel movements 24 - 72 hours after consumption.
Harold was unable to enjoy watching a movie with his friends for he ate a diarrito the previous evening.
Diarrito by allison_burgers September 7, 2012