Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

Diaper hand by Oug777 February 3, 2019

Hand Diaper 

1. The use of ones hand to stop the flow of fecal matter from coming out of their anus during a moment of severe diarrhea.

I was so sick that I was forced to Hand Diaper my diarrhea.

Hand Diaper by the2ndflood October 5, 2007

Greg Heffley Diaper Hands 

a popular meme in the movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul where the main character Greg accidentally picks up a diaper and it gets stuck on his hand, and he keeps shouting "It's a Diaper!" while a lot of people were recording a video of him, eventually he went uncontrollably viral.

That Greg Heffley Diaper Hands video was so viral and funny

Greg Heffley Diaper Hands by Billiam Beaver July 19, 2017

diaperdandy 

A person who craps themselves while using the copy machine.

Those reports will have to wait because that diaperdandy is in then office.

diaperdandy by Mr. Softskull December 17, 2004

diaperdandy 

a word used to describe a senior citizen who is required to wear an adult diaper out of fear that he or she may soil themselves

That diaperdandy shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car

diaperdandy by E.TTA December 16, 2004