diaper dick 

1. what you call someone that is too young to understand something.
2. what you call someone younger than you.

I can't believe the shit music that these diaper dicks are listening to these days.

diaper dick by -hef- September 18, 2009

Diaper Dick 

When a man's pants puff out or crease around his crotch area in such an unflattering way that it resembles a diaper bulge.

"Dude, that guy's pleated pants are giving him major diaper dick."

Dave feels like a hot stud when he gets diaper dick because it makes his junk look huge, but really he just looks like a tool.

Diaper Dick by Meowpowwow June 21, 2016

Dick Diaper 

The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.

I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.

Dick Diaper by funkngonuts January 14, 2019

Dick Diaper 

Condom

I wont fuck you without a dick diaper.

Dick Diaper by TibSt0rM June 10, 2017

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dirty dick dipper 

A man who sticks his dick in just about anything, regardless of smell or if she even has a heartbeat. Usually men who choose the nastiest of mooslop's & by mooslops I mean female slobs.

He has a reputation of being a dirty dick dipper, he tends to dip his dick in to nothing but dirty, trashy smuts & mooslops.

dirty dick dipper by pootie87 November 18, 2013

Poop-Dick-Dipper 

The act of a man dipping his dick in a puddle of his poo, most commonly liquid poo.

Mac is a poop-dick-dipper

Poop-Dick-Dipper by Lil' M January 27, 2021