A male who is not an athlete or a nerd and is just forgettable. These people are unintelligent and un-athletic and are always the most forgettable and irrelevant in a class. Instead of being quiet they try way to hard to get people to notice them by overusing a joke that is still mildly funny but when they use it its just beating the horse dead and nobody laughs. Dewey males also have VERY sensitive feelings, they will cry over random shit and are huge dicks to everybody when they get upset which results with everybody going out of their way to not work with them in group projects. Dewey males commonly have names like Milo, Sebastian, Luke and Noah. They are like the rich kids without the money.
You: Bro I got Noah for my group, I might have to skip school
Friend: You shouldn't have went to the bathroom a minute before class because everybody left the seat next to the Dewey male open for you
You: He's such a dewey male he got cut from the JV football team and failed his math test on the same day he will never get laid
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!