Dew Dick

Dew dick is achieved when a person drinks large large amounts of mountain dew and it decreases the sperm count so much that your sperm is ineffective

Guy: "I'm tryna pull this dew dick out on you "
Girl: "ok but, what is dew dick?"
Guy: "oh it's when I drink so much dew I can inefficiently nut in you

Dew Dick by Zapgourley August 9, 2020

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dew dick

a male who receives mountain dew ball shrinkage as a result of drinking a sh*t ton of mountain dew.

i. e. john has dew dick!
i.e. mikey where are your balls!? do you have dew dick?

dew dick by i’m a silly badgirl September 8, 2019

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Dew Dick

The act of submerging your penis into a glass/cup of mountain dew, then proceeding to force an innocent victim to suck the carbonation off. Once performed, you can then refer to your penis as "Dew Dick."

-"dude what did u do last week?"
"not much man, but hey i got a Dew Dick!"

-"Yo I got a Dew Dick last night!"
"Man, i wish i had one of those.."

-"Suck my Dew Dick, BITCH!"

Dew Dick by Dr. suckonmydewdickbiotch March 2, 2011

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Dew Dick

When a guy consumes only Mt. Dew, that his semen consists entirely of Mt. Dew.

Mount and DEW me!

"Did you hear she got type 2 diabetes from his Dew Dick?"

Dew Dick by LadyUnicorn.1986 June 18, 2025

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dick dew

Refers to pre-cum occasionally excreted from the male penis to be used as lubrication during intercourse.

Hey Bill... what the fuck is that on your hand... oh my god, it's Dick Dew!

dick dew by EternitySpent August 29, 2007

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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