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devin nunes 

v. to perpetrate blatant inhumane unethical moral offenses unbecoming of the human race while standing dripping sweat into a bucket of lies.

adj. When a guy says he has something really important to tell you but instead you get trapped into watching him masturbate.
He put it where...without any warning...or lube...oh yeah you got the Devin Nunes.
devin nunes by SEAZD February 3, 2018
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Devin Nunes 

v. When your farts are so warm that you have no idea you've actually sharted, but come to realize just that at the very moment you begin speaking to an audience - so that your words become an incoherent jumble of nonsensical bullshit in the childlike hope that they mask the unfavorable smell of the partially leaked bowel movement.
I don't know when that leftover curry was put in there but I wouldn't eat it and risk a Devin Nunes during your presentation today in front of the board.
Devin Nunes by gypsylosopher November 19, 2019

Devin Nunes 

A secret desire to see naked pictures of a grotesque person which an individual deflects by accusing others of wishing to do so.
Devin Nunes really has a giant Devin Nunes for Donald Trump.
Devin Nunes by One With Common Sense September 26, 2019

Devin Nunes cow 

First banned on Truth Social.
Devin

Nunes is a farmer. I heard he owns a cow. It's Devin Nunes cow.
Devin Nunes cow by don Juan Diego February 23, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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