v. to perpetrate blatant inhumane unethical moral offenses unbecoming of the human race while standing dripping sweat into a bucket of lies.
adj. When a guy says he has something really important to tell you but instead you get trapped into watching him masturbate.
adj. When a guy says he has something really important to tell you but instead you get trapped into watching him masturbate.
by SEAZD February 3, 2018
v. When your farts are so warm that you have no idea you've actually sharted, but come to realize just that at the very moment you begin speaking to an audience - so that your words become an incoherent jumble of nonsensical bullshit in the childlike hope that they mask the unfavorable smell of the partially leaked bowel movement.
I don't know when that leftover curry was put in there but I wouldn't eat it and risk a Devin Nunes during your presentation today in front of the board.
by gypsylosopher November 20, 2019
A secret desire to see naked pictures of a grotesque person which an individual deflects by accusing others of wishing to do so.
by One With Common Sense September 26, 2019
by don Juan Diego February 23, 2022