v. When your farts are so warm that you have no idea you've actually sharted, but come to realize just that at the very moment you begin speaking to an audience - so that your words become an incoherent jumble of nonsensical bullshit in the childlike hope that they mask the unfavorable smell of the partially leaked bowel movement.
I don't know when that leftover curry was put in there but I wouldn't eat it and risk a Devin Nunes during your presentation today in front of the board.
by gypsylosopher November 20, 2019