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Denoobres 

A denoobre (pronounced "Dee-NEW-bray") is a demerit credited to a franchisee who uses the BOSS intranet and improperly spells one or more words. Each misspelling or incorrectly used grammar equals one denoobre. At the end of the year, the Spelling Czar (appointed by the President) will report to the Home Office the results of findings throughout the prior year.

Those whose name(s) remains on the list at an arbitrarily determined cut-off point, will be eligible to receive a franchise-fee free month, including those ascribed to amounts sent in monthly for NAF (National Advertising Funds).

This system has been implemented on the private intranet systems used by various franchisers to improve the literacy of its owners.
Joe earned a pair of denoobres for posting something with respect to his business concern on his franchise intranet without regard to grammar or spelling rules: "Like I siad, she wasn't someone I'd do business with again."

Use of proper grammar and spelling would rewrite this sentence to read as follows: "As I said, she wasn't someone I'd do business with again."
Denoobres by SpellingCzar4BOSS November 1, 2009
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denoobification 

The process by which someone becomes less of a noob, or in some extremely successful cases, becomes 0% noob. The process usually takes a bit of time, to get rid of the noobish habits and tendencies of the subject. Successful processes make the subject someone more people in the online community like, while failed cases mysteriously become more noobish than when they began the process.
we tried to perform a denoobification on chris but failed.

look at tom, he is totally denoobified now.
denoobification by grinningdemon18 February 9, 2005

desnooble 

The reverse prior ensnooblement. (This definition is ensnoobled.)
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Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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