Dessertian

Someone who is a vegetarian, who is particularly fond of desserts and is fine with having dairy products milk, butter etc and will have egg only if it is in the form typically found in desserts on in desserts themselves.

Whats there in the menu for our dessertian guest(s).

by chinsscope August 26, 2013

dessertable

A food item or combination thereof suitable for enjoying after a meal.

That peanut buster parfait is dessertable!

by Caveman111 December 28, 2011

Dessertification

When you slurp banana pudding out of your partner's anus.

When I used the Dessertification position on your Mom, she mooed like a cow!

by KennyLing January 23, 2017

Dessertarian

A person who only eats desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. A dessertarian may or may not abstain from the consumption of other foods. A dessertarian is sometimes seen as hangry. Women (and some men) of all ages may practice dessertarianism as a fad diet or when trying to overcome heartbreak.

Friend 1: Have you seen Sarah lately? She keeps posting pictures on instagram of desserts, it's like she eats nothing but sweets...
Friend 2: Yeah I know. She's a dessertarian.

by Queen_W May 15, 2015

Dessertarianism

The practice of eating only desserts, especially for sanity, moral, religious or health reasons. Dessertarianism is prominently practiced by women during heartbreaks. A person who practice in Dessertarianism is commonly known as a Dessertarian.

Friend 1: Do you have any special dietary requirement?
Friend 2: Yea, I'm a dessertarian.
Friend 1: What does that mean?
Friend 2: I realised that when I broke up with Peter, the only thing that cheered me up was eating desserts. So I've been practicing dessertarianism every since.
Friend 1: You realised you'll get fat right?
Friend 2: That's future me's problem.

by Queen_W May 15, 2015

Desserting

Being a fatty and eating a lot of desert.
Eating desert

Sam was desserting with half a bucket of icecream. That disgusting bastard.

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011

Desertian Girl

A woman with major camel toe.

"Is that woman from the desert, cause I think I see camel toe."

"Did you get trampled over by a camel or something?"

by Jesus Christ, Super Star April 23, 2005