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someone who is desperate for anything. They will hang around waiting for something to happen or are just really annoying
Tim keeps calling me tonight asking what is happening...he's such a despo.
despo by Sam Elliott October 5, 2003
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Thou a despo is such a pain in the ass sometimes ,asking for attention ,or leting you fixing things like searches, or even trying to get at yer E_luv by creeping arround chat groups, he should be considered as indispensable in every chatroom for when boredom strikes and users go for a kill for fun sakes.
eliminating despo,s in a chat room could be fatal for the existance of he room.so keep the wild at level.
ok guys lets gang ban that despo.
lissen you dumbfuck despo you gitt or i,ll nuke ya
hey your pming my chick you despo twat
despo by Stolle September 4, 2006
Beginning life in P2P programs chat rooms, a despo is one who continually seeks porn files and/or cyber sex in such a desperate way that they will get extremely angry and become really difficult when their mission has failed. It is not uncommon for a despo to say after being denied porn/cyber things like: "I fucked your mother" or "Your mom is so fat..........etc". Also inter threats are not uncommon.
"Hi, can i download movie of sex pliz"
This is a popular despo comment as is, "Im horni, can sumone give me cyber or sexo on cam"
despo by steve May 13, 2005
A desperate or thirsty person. Someone who is in a bad situation.
Girl one " I gotta go over there and talk to him, he's way too fine!"
Girl two "Whoa calm down, you don't wanna look hella despo"
despo by ATFash June 6, 2010
Despo = Desperate and hoe put together.
A desperate hoe.
Girl 1 "OMG isnt he yummy even tho he's like way younger than me"
Girl 2 "OMG relax...your such a despo"
Despo by Anjizzle June 29, 2010

Despo dick

A guy who does not stop making desperate comments/passes in regards to sex or other favors. He does not know how to take no for an answer.
He is being such a despo dick. He won't stop texting me to come over for netflix and chill.
Despo dick by CheetahGal April 8, 2016

Despoulla 

The most beautiful, amazing, kind hearted goddess in Greek mythology.
wow Despoulla is such an amazing goddess.
Despoulla by qjdosmikkkk October 15, 2014
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